The reality of becks

For a while now, David Beckham has been off the international and club scene. After rupturing his Achilles tendons (the poor chap), Beckham's dreams of another World Cup disaster are falling to pieces. He is now plotting in his secret labratory under Wembley, and only one other person has been there besides him: Sven!! Yes, Mr. Erikson was definetely involved with old Becks. And that not all David has been getting into these days. Since Carlo Ancelotti came and left AC Milan, he and Beckham have been seen eating an numerous times an Italian delicacy called Cullatello, translated into "little bum" in English. Shame, David, shame!