The Goleador's Irational Predictions for La Liga Part 2

Now, if you paid close attention, the blog did say it would publish the second chapter of La Liga predictions tomorrow, but TG was bored to the depths of it's b*ll**ks, so it will be published today!! Let's give a hearty cheer for all our "contenders!"

Osasuna

Dear Zeus, let's get this over with quick. Sporting a ragtag squad barely fit to grace the field, the team is led mostly
by the not-so-dastardly duo of Pandiani and Carlos Aranda, who scored most of the goals for Osasuna last season.

Spanish goalkeeper Ricardo will, as always, be forced to let in many goals because apparently according to him, "the gloves don't fit."

TG prediction: 11th

Sevilla

If their is one thing the blog absolutely hates, it is Sevilla.
TG would rather drag their dead bodies down the disgusting gutters of Spain than talk about them, but it must be done. While former manager Manolo Jimenez laments every entering the world of football management in his cozy cottage by the sea, Antonio Alvarez and the team must juggle the thought that they ACTUALLY have a World Cup star in the glowing form of Luis Fabiano, and Freddy Kanouté must know that he has been exiled forever from Mali and their footballing traditions.

TG prediction: 7th

Valencia

If you have forgotten (but hopefully you haven't), Unai Emery was the wanted man who lead Valencia within eyesight of the title, but at the last moment it drifted just beyond the void. This season, he plans to do the same, but this time without starlet David Villa, who has moved to in-debt club Barcelona. And if he keeps on doing things the oh-so-disturable Spanish press don't like, well, he might come begging to the blog's own dirty hovel.

TG prediction: 7th or 8th

Deportivo

The days were cool and breezy.

The blog had just finished watching an old recording or El Clasico.

TG had just perfected the perfect Dutch apple pie.

But then the topic of Deportivo came up, and just the thought of striker Riki limping around crying to the world about a damn "knock to the knee" and them scraping out 1-0 wins until Febuary when they just give up in despair make the blog want to head to the bathroom.

TG prediction: 13th

Villareal

if their is one club that The Goleador is willing to stick it's neck out for and declare "the glory days are here again," it would be for Juan Carlos Garrido's Champions League-bound Villareal. Sure they could use a little bit of Nihat and a sprinkle of Tomasson, but what they lack in old glory they make up for with their attacking maestros Nilmar, Guiseppe Rossi and Rubén. Nilmar even wrapped up the campaign with an impressive 15 goals bagged for them.

Then, Joan Capdevilla, who by himself could probably lift Estadio El Madrigal on his shoulders, let alone defend against teams like Real Sociedad and Racing. Let's leave this subject be and see how he does in his first game on Sunday.

TG prediction: 4th

Part 3 will be published either later today or tomorrow...