Today, let's at least get the blog started off on a good foot. Today is the final part of the four-part predictions. The predictions today will be for Zaragoza, Racing, Real Sociedad, and Sporting.
Real Zaragoza
Jose Aurelio Gay. Why do these teams have the worst managers names?????? It kills the blog to say that it doesn't expect anything special from Blanquillos this time around. What TG is saying is, they've got the talent to succeed. For Zeus's sake, the team who has Jermaine Pennant is bound to be in for a ride. And just having the former Liverpool man is good enough to spurn the team on, but no!!! They go and bid on David Trézéguet! No! No! That's just messed up, and thought this may not sound like a rant, IT IS!!!
< TG prediction: 15th
Racing Santander
Racing is the saddest, deplorable, comiserable, despondent wreck of a team the blog has ever seen. TG tried sleeping over it. Meditating on it. But The Goleador just thinks that Santander is pathetic!!!!! Even more sad and unsettling than the music behind Schindler's List.
TG prediction: 19th
Real Sociedad
On the contrary, big balls Carlos Bravo blocked as many goals as were needed as Sociedad floated through a dream campaign that features none other than the downed teams of La Segunda, the garbage-bin twice-removed nephew of La Primera.
TG prediction: 11th
Sporting Gijón
Not wanting to hurt anyones feeling, TG doesn't want to say to much about the Rojiblancos #2. The blog will say that they have definitely gone down in recent years, with Manuel Preciado. In fact, The Goleador is still trying to find out the reason he's still with the club. The blog thinks that even if he leaves, no one will really know the difference. Or at least it won't make fans at El Molinón flip out.
Pray not.
TG prediction: 16th
And that, folks, concludes all the flimflam and jibber-jabber you have been reading for the past few days, but you know the blog won't stop there. Oh, TG can't wait for Round 1 of La Liga...
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